You know I'll be honest - when I married Zach and two teenage boys fell into my lap, I was terrified of the homework/attendance/schedu...

Zach told me that I snore a lot. But only when I drink. (But I drink a lot. So anyway that was the conversation we were having and I was mo...

"I don't shower at night. I wake up curly haired."   "I'm in a pissing match with a skunk."   "I ...

Occasionally, at my fancy lady business job, I am asked to speak to prospective recruits to convince them that our Company is the best, an...

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite...

I hope this story is as funny typed out as it was in real life... My mom's been having a rough week. My dad and I had to get her o...

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite...

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite....

Hexums. We don't do doors. We don't shut doors . Everybody who has ever been to my parents' one room shack of a cabin of a home...

"I'll have a cup of coffee...try to say something to your mom before she tells me to shut up." "My God, I can...

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite...

Look at the sweet wallpaper we unearthed in one of the bedrooms at the House Across:

"Is that your husband with the crazy hair?" asked the 3-year-old, and everyone else. Ever. When I told my mom he proposed, her f...

Zach and I have spent a lot of time apart since we met - we both move around a lot: he takes long jobs in Vermont from time-to-time and th...

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite...

My mom is in hospice, and so I have spent most of this summer at my parents' place up in Roosevelt MN. My company has been wonderful ...

"I guess if I get mesothelioma I"ll just have to deal with it." "Did I tell ya my last encounter with an Indian?...