I met a very important milestone in my old lady life today - I had my first mammogram. Of course I had to text my siblings the joyous ne...

    Have you ever seen how pineapples grow? It's SO COOL. I suppose I just thought they grew on trees like any good tropical fruit...

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favori...

Last night when I got home I was alone and so I checked all the usual places for monsters in my house. The basement, the main floor shower...

My dad lives in the very way north of Minnesota, only a few miles from the Canadian Border crossing at Warroad.  A short drive from th...

Breaking news over here at A Lady Reveals Nothing. Did you know that the United States experienced a full and total Solar Eclipse on Augus...

When my mom went into the hospital, I ran to the local grocery store to grab lots of Doritos, cheese snacks, mixers for the alcohol we snu...

I've been using a Corporate plane to get up to see my Dad. Not my Corporate plane, mind you, but the Corporate plane of a well-known ...

You ever been scrolling through a famous person's Instagram and found a picture of yourself? I mean, not really YOU, but like your dop...

A couple of summers ago - I got invited to go on a boat trip with some good pals, their parents and friends - Zach was working in Vermon...

Hanna got her wisdom teeth out while visiting my sister in Belize.      

I've been flying back-and-forth to Warroad MN to visit my parents on the Marvin Windows corporate propeller plane since May. It'...

This is how to say "She pooped in her hand" in Afrikaans. In Espanol: "se kaka in su mano". Swedish: "Huite hanne...

You give them your camera, that's how. Works every time.

You know I'll be honest - when I married Zach and two teenage boys fell into my lap, I was terrified of the homework/attendance/schedu...

Zach told me that I snore a lot. But only when I drink. (But I drink a lot. So anyway that was the conversation we were having and I was mo...

"I don't shower at night. I wake up curly haired."   "I'm in a pissing match with a skunk."   "I ...

Occasionally, at my fancy lady business job, I am asked to speak to prospective recruits to convince them that our Company is the best, an...

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite...