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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Summer-isms, Vol. 11

"I don't know.  But I can tell you all my jokes today bombed."

"I loved that elementary school.  I was the queen.  And Justin was the king."

"My fingernails are always disgusting."

"And when I say one hundred...I mean forty."

"I think between you and me we can figure out what to put bacon in."



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