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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Summer-isms, Vol. 38


"I didnt notice my caretaker was carrying a gun. Because I was too busy petting his pit bull." 

"You just got to wonder about some people when they go jeans shopping."

"He's always really quiet, and I'm like, 'shouldn't we at least be smiling at each other? We both have these tiny dogs.'" 

"I don't do 'nature struggle' stories."

"That was back when children were men."



2 comments:

  1. Even though these are all out of context, the way she says things makes me agree even if I don't understand.

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  2. Ha! The best part about Summer-isms is NOT knowing the context.

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