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Saturday, August 6, 2016

Bathroom Break


My entire career I've been known as the girl who says "I have to go pee", while doing the peepee dance and never going pee. I wait for hours and hours and hours because my office is SO far away from the bathroom and I'm very busy and important. 

I'm kind of afraid that something bad is going to happen to my bladder when I'm older from all that holding it. 

So can somebody tell me then, why: when my home office is literally IN MY BATHROOM (thanks to this 900 square foot 1-person loft I built for myself and not a husband and two teenage stepsons because remember I was going to die alone), I say "I have to go pee", while doing the peepee dance and never go pee. I wait for hours and hours and hours.

WHY??????? 







3 comments:

  1. Because you are way too busy and you have just "one more thing" to do before you can go.

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  2. Tonight i harvested two cucumbers three tomatoes and a carrot -- all after holding it on the 25 minute commute home. And then I had to wash them and take a picture. Because!

    If only I had been raised right...

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  3. Here is my little trick when I give up and actually have to go. Place armchairs strategically along the path to the toilet. (Get it?)

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