I am sure that all twelve of you will be happy to know that I haven't quite finished the story of my appendectomy in June.  I had...

"Can I eat this? Is this floor really dirty or really clean? "No backwards somersault butt push-ups for you young lady....

I ended up in Urgent Care sometime after being released from the hospital and that's a whole other long forthcoming story (thanks for ...

So I lay in the hospital, in and out of sleep for a day-and-a-half while nurses took care of my every need. Summer brought movies ...

...Once they saw I was alive and sufficiently annoyed , Beata and Summer felt safe to go home and get some much needed rest after having be...

...And then they wheeled me in to surgery and all of the sudden I got very scared because SURGERY but it was too late and then I woke up....

...So maybe I did, and maybe I did not shove a Vicodin pill up my butt  somewhere near the border of Wisconsin and Minnesota -- and may...

Where were we? Yah. Escaping the confusing Emergency Room in Tiny Town Wisconsin and speeding back to Minneapolis without hitting a de...

I know this appendectomy story has gotten quite long, but I'm not even sorry. Because. So, where were we? Yah. Surgery.  The ...

Maybe you did and maybe you didn't notice the weird sink in a previous post about my Appendectomy... This weird sink: I am...

...The morphine took about an hour to fully take effect and then I was in much better spirits during my hospital stay. We were told that ...

...So the girls brought me to the Urgent Care, in Who-Knows-Where, Wisconsin. I had been doubled over in pain for nearly 12 hours, and dry...

It all started with a road trip with my two best friends. I didn't feel well and in fact that morning, I didn't finish my breakfa...

An email I just sent to my entire office: My surgeons injected my stomach with a bunch of C02 so they could laproscopically get that...