Well...not really. But I've never been to Belize. And so when all my friends went home yesterday from Cancun I rented a car and starte...

Kady. That's how I spell my first name. It wasn't my idea obviously -- my mom came up with it. She and my dad wanted to name ...

My friends Tara and Beth and I used to eat lunch together every day in Junior High. One day in the cafeteria, Tara started coughing. She g...

I stole this .GIF from Chelle at Coffee and Zombie Movies. * I learned this little gesture in Nicaragua and let me tell you it really ...

Last week, as I was removing the 37th staple from the 37th bank statement in a mortgage loan file that I was preparing to send into underwr...

I called my mom so we could freak out together about my Forbes.com interview , and my dad hopped on the line. "You're endelved...

A friend asked Siri (the voice recognition software on the new iPhone 4S), "Siri, what do I do about a hangover?" Siri respond...

When I was staying in Guatemala at Lake Atitlan ( Remember the Guatemalan toilet microphone? ), my hostel dormmate mentioned that she had b...

I saw this sign today and it begs a very obvious question:   Is this a misspelling, or does somebody named Matt have a Washateria?  A p...

My cousin Jacqui takes an elderly woman named Mrs. Osgood into Austin to have therapy about once a month.  She is the properest of propers a...

Today, I helped Cristina paint Aldo and Jacina's bedroom.  I got woken up at 8:10am which was no fun but I was glad to roll out and hel...

Guess what this gesture means in Brazil?  Like me, you might have assumed it means "OK".  Because that's what it has mea...

I have crawled inside of my own brain in Brazil.  They're all talking a funny code that I can't understand.  To me, Portuguese sound...

("Tell the World My Story!")  My favorite catch phrase of the Granada 6.  Dustin would shout it over his shoulder anytime he w...

So I'm at the beach the other day, and I saw this little guy run past.  His butt was hanging out, he had ice cream all o...

I mean, I knew toilet seats were fragile , but this is ridiculous.  Check out the underside of the cover of not one, but two friends' g...

This is Harumi.  She is from Okinawa Japan, and is an English teacher and reflexologist.  She is very smart.  She also chooses to wear her b...

...I went to a new beach the other day with some friends, and I saw this woman wearing two hats.  I found it wildly adorable.  Also as you c...

Mira!  Es mi pollito! = Look! It's my baby chick! Chicas Japonesas en la playa = Japanese girls on the beach Este cerdo es u...

Perro en cesto = Puppy in basket No puedan ir al ninguna parte = They're not going anywhere. Idiota = Dunce   (according to...