You know how when you call any customer service line in the world and they say if you wanna hear it in Spanish you better press option two? ...

Keri and I were in the elevator at the Duluth Radisson on a recent trip up north. We shared it with a very pregnant woman. "Do you k...

They're doing some work on my building...and this dear folks, is the most rebellious thing I have ever done in my life: ...

In my office tower, I have deduced that there must be some kind of old people eye doctor on the third floor. This makes for lots of awkwar...

These are the elevators in the P2 parking level of my building. As you can see the flooring has a repeating pattern of "granite-c...

What? You haven't had enough of the tales of me acting a fool in the elevator ? Well: A few weeks ago, I was riding back up to...

As some of you know, I have a hard time being "normal" when I ride in elevators. Today, a co-worker and I were playing the ...

Last night after work I got into the elevator to find three young handsome men including a bearded redhead -- and you know I'm a total...

Have you ever been so shocked by something that you aren't speechless, per se, but instead without thinking at all you utter something...

For the past three months, we have been undergoing "Elevator Modernization" at my office building. Which basically means they are ...

I really wish I could go back in time sometimes and say a really funny thing after that other thing happened. Like  that time when I got s...

1. Realizing that I hadn't gone to the bathroom at all at work today - not even once - until leaving work at 8:30pm. 2. Taking the ...

This morning, late as usual, I pulled into the office parking lot. A woman was behind me coming into the building, but not close enough behi...

A little known fact about the building that I work in: There is a hair-restoration place on 5th floor. Urban legend has it that there is a...

This morning, I got in the elevator, and the guy ahead of me said, "What floor?" And so I said, "4". So he punched 4 an...