"You kids sure stifled my free spirit. I coulda been out there, swinging limb to limb beating my chest. I tell you I woulda been the President of the United States if I wouldn'ta gotten married."
HUH?
Wait...free spirit? swinging limb to limb?
Or President of the United States?
I'm confused. Those are just two very different things.
I demand to see his birth certificate!
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