Monday, January 23, 2012

Hal-isms, Vol. 21



"You misquote me at times in that magazine of yours."

"My memory must not be as good as your abbreviations."

"Kelly's off the list.  You're back on top.  She challenged me to a couple things and then remembered stuff from years ago I didn't do."



Sorry Kelly.  It's clear I had "favorite daughter" locked in years ago.

5 comments:

Kelly said...

Is he playing us Kady, off and on the list like that?

Is this similar to the old $20 trick behind the wash machine?

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

oh NO. Kind of like Prince of Tides?

Lowenstein...

Kelly said...

You mean just like when he was 13 years old, three escaped convicts invaded his home and raped him, along with his mother and sister. His older brother, Luke, killed two of the aggressors with a shotgun, while his mother stabbed the third with a kitchen knife. They buried the bodies beneath the house and never spoke of it again.

I see your comparison.

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

Actually I was simply referring to how his jacked up mom told him that he was her favorite. She made him promise not to tell the others. And he didn't...until after his mom died and then he found out she told that to all the kids.

Jeez Kelly it's like we both just watched this movie last week?

Kelly said...

Oh that reference. Lol. Exactly!

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