to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday,
I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite. Mostly because I'm too
lazy to come up with new content every single day. Enjoy! This story first
appeared when I lived in New Orleans back on September 10,
During the height of Tropical Storm Lee, when it stopped raining for six minutes, Summer and I got a little stir crazy and decided to get gussied up and go out of the apartment. We killed a ton of time showering, combing hair, putting on makeup, the whole bit. When we were all ready to go, Summer and I looked at each other like, "now what?" and she goes, "who are we kidding?" Because we had been SO LAZY for SO LONG and we really didn't truly want to go anywhere. So instead we took the following photos of ourselves. We tried at first to get some cute ones...
(I can see that I only have three poses in life. hmmmm I need to work on that.)
And then it went downhill, really fast:
I'm like, "Summer, let's look ugly!" But I tricked her:
And then she goes..."OK, OK, let's look ugly!" But then she tricked me:
So I go, "OK, let's look ugly!" And I tricked her. Again.
And then she tricked me. Right here I died laughing at how I fell for the trick the second time, and how she fell for it twice too:
So then we both did ugly-face:
And then, we legitimately tried looking nice, no tricks:
And then we went to bed. What a waste of a shower.