Friday, January 4, 2013

Summer-isms, Vol. 46


"Yeah but they're Chinese, they're terrible people."

"One of these days I'm just gonna stop talking in front of you."

"You know what I want to see? I want to see a monkey riding a goose. That would be amazing."

"If I was a widower, and my wife was dead, I would want my first post-dead-wife kiss to be with Scarlett Johannson."

"It's like you can't put your legs anywhere in this country."


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