Sunday, May 18, 2014

Sunday Favorites: My Husband Ryan Gosling Cannot Take a Joke

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite. Mostly because I'm too lazy to come up with new content every single day. This story originally appeared on March 9, 2012.

So Ryan Gosling and I were talking last night (he hates it when I write about him and he would die if he knew I posted these photos, so don't tell him!) Anyway, I was saying that I think we should name our babies in alliteration, like in my family, you know: Kim, Keri, Kelly, Kady and Kasey. My sister Kasey did it with Miles, Murphy and Miyo. So why shouldn't we?

He's so cute when he's all tired and cozy.

Anyway Ryan Gosling was like, "Kady. I thought we talked about this. You said you don't even want kids. Why do you always have to name the babies we're never going to have, and then tell me all the stuff you're never going to let them do, and then talk about how they're going to be forced to do tap lessons? And YES. By the way. It IS wrong to purposely break a child's leg just because you think they look cute in a cast. And if we DID have kids, NO we are NOT going to put them in the DRESSER DRAWER instead of a crib. I don't CARE what they're doing in Africa. Are you telling me you want kids? It's like, either you want them or you don't. I'm so confused." and blah blah blah. 

So I had to tell him. Check out his reaction. Ryan Gosling freaked out! "You're PREGNANT! OMG! I can't believe it! I'm so happy!" And then he kept saying stuff like, "I knew it! Your boobs have been so HUGE lately. And you eat SO much.  You eat like you haven't eaten in weeks. Wow. Kady, seriously, I have secretly wanted to have tons and tons of kids with you but I pretended not to care because you seemed so dead set against it." and blah blah blah.

And then I was like (and this broke my heart just a little bit), "Just kidding!" And then Ryan Gosling kind of got sad. He totally started crying, but I won't post that photo. That would be mean. Gosh, now that I'm telling the story I totally feel really bad for the poor guy.

And then he was all, "That is not funny."


Anonymous said...

Roxie said..

Do you think the next time you visit me, you could bring your husband with you?

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

He's really weird about meeting any of my friends, or family.

Mommie Dearest said...

This somehow smacks of reverse catfish scamming except it is not online, and it is totally in your head which makes it virtual unreality. I don't think there are any pills for this malady, but what the he!!, you might as well check out essential oils...maybe they have a cure. I know they have oils you can spray in your toilet before you poop to mask the smell, but Kady seriously, you may need some help here.

Chris said...

I remember when you guys first got married, you were living in my basement.

Unknown said...

Omg ! I slept in a dresser drawer in the freakin' closet! My parents aren't even African!

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