Well...not really. But I've never been to Belize. And so when all my friends went home yesterday from Cancun I rented a car and started driving. Belize is about five hours away and along the way I stopped and visited the ruins at Tulum and Coba.
When I left the car rental shop, I rolled down the windows (manually, of course) to let the wind blow through my hair. The freedom! A single American blonde woman traveler just rented a car to drive around in it! Look everybody! Look at me!!
Immediately on the right hand side of the road was a taco stand and I was starving. So I pulled over into a parking lot. This kind of stuff is fun for me because:
1) I love food
2) It forces me to speak in Spanish
3) It's a mini spontaneous and very safe adventure
4) I love food
So I ordered up two tacos and they fried them right there in front of me. I loaded up on the pico de gallo. "muy picante?" I asked, "medio" they said and then I asked "por Mexicanos...or por Noruegas?"and they laughed! They laughed at my joke! Everybody! Look at me!!
I paid them $1.75 and then stood there and ate the tacos with my new side-of-the-road-taco-stand friends like a real local person.
I thanked them and went to get in my manual stick shift Mexican rental car.
Which I realized had one of those funny reverse situations.
You know, where you can't really just put the car in reverse? You have to perform a pushing motion on the stick and then move it. But that didn't work. I tried for several minutes, while all of my new side-of-the-road-taco-stand friends watched in confusion. ...But wasn't she a single American blonde woman traveler? Shouldn't she be able to put a car in reverse?
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I rolled down my window again (manually, of course) and yelled: "POR FAVOR! AYUDAME!!" and one of my side-of-the-road-taco-stand friends came running over, reached across my dumbfounded face and pulled up on this silly lever and slipped 'er into reverse.
And then I drove away, the wind in my hair once again.
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| The Mexican Chevy Aveo: Man's most complicated car |
3 comments:
Roxie said...
And as you drove away feeling ever so sexy, they appeared mesmermized. They shook their heads and muttered: "Mujer blanca loco con el pelo teñido y pestañas postizas."
Translation: Crazy white woman with dyed hair and fake eyelashes.
^^^^^^^^^^
Roxie said...Spelling
Correction..**Mesmerized*** ☺
Hahahahaaaaaaa
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