"I should go in the bathroom. I have cramps."
"I'm a reasonable person. Actually, I think I'm quite wonderful."
"I'm not used to un-Norwegians."
"There's another one. Walkin'. With a grocery bag. That's all you do down here."
"Well, I better put my eye drops in and go to bed. You know what I don't have? Baby Aspirin."
"I raised you kids by telling each one I loved the other one."
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