Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Hal-isms, Vol. 72

"I don't shower at night. I wake up curly haired."
"I'm in a pissing match with a skunk."
"I ain't cookin' I'm just gonna eat hard tack and mushrooms."
"If you're in denial, it helps!"
"You tell them to get some Clamato juice or close their doors."

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