Ross-isms, Vol. 3

"Nothing says 'business casual' like a suit and a backpack."

"You know the blanket doesn't go from my feet to my shoulders."

"Every guy knows he's marrying a bucketful of crazy."

"I need to quit falling in love with alcohol I can't get back in the States."

"I'm gonna buy a leather jacket so that when I'm running for the train I look cool."

Ross-isms, Vol. 2

"Kady, when you drink it doesn't make you funnier. It just makes you louder."

"We're in England. Obviously when I say 'left' I mean 'right'."

"Oh. That's you. I thought it was some other elderly lady."

Ross-isms

"I keep finding other people's hairs in my clothing.  I just pray they're yours."