Getting Googled, Volume 9.

 

It really does hurt my feelings! Really? "chubby girl bending over in panties" leads people to this blog? Well, I guess if the panties fit...

Getting Googled, Volume 8

I think it's easiest to just Google "Kady Hexum", or "A Lady Reveals Nothing", but there are other phrases that'll get you to this website.  Take these recent searches, for example:

• weird toenails
• oops panty moment
• meaning of thick toe nail
• sprained her ankle
• cowboy boots jeans mens
• girl forced to poop panties
• old drunk man
• pantypoop
• embarrassing massage stories
• fat ugly woman with thick glasses
• fingernail fungus cartoon
• front tooth decay filling
• girl squishy toilet
• pooped her slacks
• girl poops pants
• caught in peeing in porta potty
• blonde ice fishing

Keepin' it Classy

Getting Googled, Volume 6

There is so much great information here at A Lady Reveals Nothing.

(As evidenced by what the weirdos searched for on Google and then assumably got very disappointed when they arrived at my blog:)

"bra lines"
"itchy welts that come and go"
"asia public no panties"
"girls with out under wares and show their toilet images"
"photo panty poop girl"
"lady pees pants"
"wife pees jeans"
"Like Having Pantylines"
"weirdos in bemidji"
"blond spilled cereal"   (which leads directly to this photo:)

"girl panty line"
"frilly doris day"
"panty pooped girl"



And there's always one that totally hurts my feelings:

"ugly blonde girl with facial hair"

I read that one and cried, "my feeeelings...", and Summer said, "you bring it on yourself."

McDonald's Jeans

In Costa Rica, I saw for my very first time the phenomenon at a McDonald's in which all of the employees were wearing jeans with the McDonald's logo on the butt.  I was so fascinated by this...but never had an opportunity to take a photo.  It's harder than it seems to take a picture of an innocent person's butt, trust me.  (Not to mention how creepy you might feel.)

Anyway, I finally got my chance in Brazil.  Here, for your viewing pleasure, an innocent McDonald's employee's butt, in the McDonald's logo jeans:

Poor guy.

If you google 'McDonald's jeans', you can see more innocent people's butts.  The crazy thing is...in my opinion, they seem to look good on EVERYONE. 

In summary, if you want to buy me a present, this is just one idea.  I also need plane tickets.

Getting Googled, Volume I-Can't-Remember

Is everybody getting a kick out of this stuff?  Or is it just me? 



"Stop picking your nose I told you it's gross song."

"Lady talking about turds."

"Response to my email. I want you to consider it sold"

"Jessica Simpson farts you love my stinky"

Oh, MAN!

I'm already feeling a little strange about the googling of my blog thing.  I kind of want to turn it off.  It's bad enough that a search for "mom pee pants" and "what is mean farts in Spanish?" brings weirdos here, and I really don't remember blogging about "touched raw salmon and didn't wash hands", but COME ON.  Now my feelings are seriously getting hurt.  Remember "nothing hot"?

Well...today somebody googled "ugly face blonde hair" and the google sent them directly to my blog.

:(

Getting Googled Vol. 4

Here are some recent Google searches:

'Peeing niece stories'

'Long toes'

'Once upon a time in a kingdom far fur in the south'

'My niece wants to pee on me stories'

'Pee like dickens'

Gross, right?!  What is up with some people in the Czech Republic?  Anyway, mostly the googling thing makes me laugh.  But today...this one, this one actually hurts my feelings.  Three times yesterday somebody, somewhere (perhaps three different people) on the globe googled:

'Nothing Hot'

'Nothinghot'

'nothinghot.com'

And got my website.  OUCH!  Nothing hot??  My website is chock full of hotness! They want hot?  I'll show them HOT.

Spilled cereal?  HOT.

Ooooooh Uncle Aaron you know you HOT!

SCUBA stands for HOT.  Stinger suit HOT.

Band-aid toe HOT.

Getting Googled Vol. 3

Search the following, and find me!


"Using woman's tampon as deer lure"

"Horse fart on command"

"Mom in dad pee"

"Pee pee pants"

"Tampons AND deer"

"Super bad things in Guatemala"

Googled, Vol 2

"What shaker rolled into town on a zebra?"

"Lady poop story"

"Small boy with the lady movie name"

Getting Googled

After much deliberation, and two years into blogging, I decided to open up the content of my blog to the Google search engine.  Initially, my thought was to be able to blog freely about certain people and happenings, I would need to have sort of a private blog to which only like my normal friends would have access.  Eventually I noticed that you can Google "Kady Hexum" and find my blog, so it's not like it's private and ungoogleable.  Also, my readership has expanded beyond my immediate family, and so I thought I would experiment to try and gain a few more followers.

I'm five days into the experiment.  I did a little searching to find out what exactly the Google keywords that strange people (from all over the world mind you) are entering to find content within my blog.  And here are my favorites:

•  tampons flush 
• (This one just brings you straight to the blog, not a particular post)
• embarrassing massage school stories
• (Scroll down to the last three stories on the page)
• boob rub
• crotch harness embarrass uncomfortable
• loko pee pants
• prayloveman

And the winner is:

• poop a little with a fart but then nothing

Gosh I hope the strange fettishest people from places like the Phillipines and northern Sweden aren't too disappointed when they arrive here?


Uhhh...No thanks, Dairy Queen, I'll just stick with the Buster Bar.