Here are some recent Google searches:
'Peeing niece stories'
'Once upon a time in a kingdom far fur in the south'
'My niece wants to pee on me stories'
'Pee like dickens'
Gross, right?! What is up with some people in the Czech Republic? Anyway, mostly the googling thing makes me laugh. But today...this one, this one actually hurts my feelings. Three times yesterday somebody, somewhere (perhaps three different people) on the globe googled:
And got my website. OUCH! Nothing hot?? My website is chock full of hotness! They want hot? I'll show them HOT.
|Spilled cereal? HOT.|
|Ooooooh Uncle Aaron you know you HOT!|
|SCUBA stands for HOT. Stinger suit HOT.|
|Band-aid toe HOT.|