Anyway, I finally got my chance in Brazil. Here, for your viewing pleasure, an innocent McDonald's employee's butt, in the McDonald's logo jeans:
If you google 'McDonald's jeans', you can see more innocent people's butts. The crazy thing is...in my opinion, they seem to look good on EVERYONE.
In summary, if you want to buy me a present, this is just one idea. I also need plane tickets.