The night I graduated from college (with a 2-year degree that took me 13 years to obtain BOO-YA), some friends and I went out for a little mini celebration afterward. One particular friend, who I'll call "Alason" (her real name) had probably seen the aforementioned joke one-too-many times, because when I reached into my purse...she knew what was coming. And then, in an attempt to prevent my humiliation she said, simply, and quietly enough for only me to hear:
"Kady. Don't Stoop."
|"You know what would be hilarious right now? A tampon cigar."|
Or maybe Ronny McDonny with his arm around you telling you you made it. Or just me doing the same.
Good call Alasaon, good call!
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