"Kady he fell off the stage. Do you know I've fallen off every log, hay bale, and tractor I've ever seen? And do I whine? Kady, have you ever heard me whine?"
"I've accepted my fate to be an example to all humans."
"Well why don't you go back to sleep? It's 9am...it appears you have a laid back lifestyle. Meanwhile your mom yelled at me for leaving the broom and dustpan out and the door open."
"Give me that one present. Don't blog this."
"If I didn't love ya I wouldn't give a damn."