Last night when I got home I was alone and so I checked all the usual places for monsters in my house. The basement, the main floor shower, the upstairs shower, etc.
I found nothing, and so I crawled into bed with my dog and drifted off to ... and right before sleeping I realized that I didn't look under the bed.
So I started thinking "what should I be scared of?" and the only thing that came up was the fish/guy from the movie the Shape of Water.
And then I laughed because that is not even sort of scary! And then I went to sleep.
And it's a good gosh darn thing my brain didn't go here: