Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Hal-isms, Vol. 73

"I don't know if you've noticed but I drive not violent. 'Non-violent driving' they call it."
"It's time I stopped dreaming young men's dreams. I need to start dreaming of sitting on the couch listening to the neighbors and watching Trump settle the world's affairs."
"I buy my eggs in twins."
"You try to help other people, and then YOU suffer. That's been my life."
"Kady. I can't keep up with this modern world."


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