Saturday, April 13, 2013

Summer-isms, Age 50

"I love everything about this car except it doesn't run. And the doors don't lock."

"Oh No my swearwords are getting so big."

"I gotta start dressing like a better Bad-*ss."

"It's like David Hasselhoff, you know? And how big he got in Germany."

"For all I know I don't have any good lotion in my storage unit."

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