Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Contradiction Jones (Hal Hexum)

"You kids sure stifled my free spirit. I coulda been out there, swinging limb to limb beating my chest. I tell you I woulda been the President of the United States if I wouldn'ta gotten married."


Wait...free spirit? swinging limb to limb? 

Or President of the United States?

I'm confused. Those are just two very different things.

1 comment:

Jacqui said...

I demand to see his birth certificate!

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