Wednesday, April 20, 2016

The Worst Kind of Turd is an Honest One, Vol. 5

I got this text from my little turd nice Hanna the other day...

See? Turd.

She makes a good point. In all cases. I did get married. I haven't written a post here in forever. I don't know what to write now that I can't use my "I'm going to die alone and be eaten by my cats" shtick. 

And, my husband "builds me adorable custom shelving":

Adorable Custom Shelving

I guess I'll have to write about funny things that happen to married people. Like, seriously, this guy has NO Netflix etiquette. He watches OUR show by himSELF just because I fall asleep everytime the TV is on.

It's not that funny. I know.


Anonymous said...

Not sure, I thought Hanna was the one getting married. A post on the blog with the happy couple may be enlightening. Oh by the way congrats. To someone

DB Stewart said...

Congrats. I'm a big fan of marriage but kids? Not so much. ;)

Anonymous said...

Holy moly! Congrats!!!!!!!! I used to read your blog a long long time ago. Bought a house and got married myself and then kind of stopped using the internet for anything beyond e-mail. BUT FREAKING CONGRATS!!!!!!!

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