Meet my husband, Zach. He's the sweetest and handsomest fellow in all the land and someday I will tell you all about how we met and fell in love, but for now -- the first installment of Zach-isms:
Sometimes he says them when he's still sleeping:
"Is there really M&M's for sale?"
...and sometimes when he's still awake:
"After being married for a few months I now know that women's poops don't not smell."
"Which chin should I kiss?"
"I saw my friend Brian the baker. His name is Brian and he's a baker."
...and sometimes I get really excited when Nora McInerny Purmort retweets a picture of my uglyface review of her book to her 10,000 Twitter followers:
"Why do you want 10,000 people to see your ugly cry face?"