Thursday, June 27, 2013

Hal-isms, Vol. 39

"I'm going to the pee place. Talk to your mom."

"Onacologist? You mean the guy that looks in your brain and tells you your uterus fell out?"

"I see Tawny* and I think 'I got five girls and that's the one I really wanted as a daughter.'"

"I've had to shoot a few people to get their attention."

"I think this world is teetering on a pinhead. And you know what? Everybody's a pinhead."

*Tawny is my cool friend. The daughter Hal never had.

1 comment:

Dan said...

"I don't care what you do just grab the left leg and lift it over your head"

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