"I'm going to the pee place. Talk to your mom."
"Onacologist? You mean the guy that looks in your brain and tells you your uterus fell out?"
"I see Tawny* and I think 'I got five girls and that's the one I really wanted as a daughter.'"
"I've had to shoot a few people to get their attention."
"I think this world is teetering on a pinhead. And you know what? Everybody's a pinhead."
*Tawny is my cool friend. The daughter Hal never had.