"Can I eat this? Is this floor really dirty or really clean?
"No backwards somersault butt push-ups for you young lady."
"Oh no! What if you're like Sampson and your power was your extroversion and your appendix was your hair?"
"Oh no! What is that? Oh. Poop."
"And yes, every decision I make is for your sweaty boobs."
Love the Sampson conundrum idea. Hilarious.
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