Monday, November 10, 2014

Hal-isms, Vol. 56

"You been a Mezda and I'm practically a Mezda 'cuz I'm your father."         (Mensa)

"You're upsetting your father. That seems to be the highlight of your life."

"I hope you need a favor someday. Cuz you ain't gettin' it."

Me: "Dad. You never call me anymore." Hal: "I'm too busy writing your obituary."

"Kady! When are you gonna get your life together?!"

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