"Chip Morton? Or Johnny Depp?"
"The whole world is so tough until they have to hold their poop. Then they find out they ain't so dang tough."
"Now, Kady, if I said 'there's a moose' is that stereotyping?"
"Women these days are too dang independent. Well, they don't need ya."
"I love everybody. It's just my nature. It's a free-flowing thing."