"Is that like a weakness that I have, that I want to help people?"
"You're just a blossom. And they're like branches that whip you every time the wind blows. And if they'd just leave you alone you could grow. Instead it scars you. Your petals fall off."
"I have begged. I have laid in the middle of a highway."
"You can do that. You can also step in cow poop but that doesn't make it the right thing to do."
"I was asking your mother about fiber and she said it's carrots and stuff so I ate a carrot."
Your dad needs his own reality TV series.
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