Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Pretty Girl

One of my favorite things about me is my Herpes Simplex 1. Remember me though? I'm unique! Have you even SEEN how I spell my name? Well- MY Herpes Simplex 1 is so unique that in fact that I've never gotten any on my lips or mouth, but rather, in and on my nose. I have been so lucky in recent years because most of the time I get them inside of my nose, and even though those ones are really painful (blowing my nose-ouch!), I prefer them because nobody can see them. Once in a great while though, and usually when I least want one (Maid of Honor at Kasey's wedding, vacation, etc.) I get them on the outside of my nose.
I got a real beauty last week in Japan. It has six clumps of blisters. Six! Yay!!
So nice to meet you!
Oh, yah. I forgot. Don't be scared!



I gotta tell you though. Japan was the perfect place to get one! Half the population walks around in these funny surgical masks. I thought they were for like prevention of colds and then I heard that people who have a cold don't want to spread it because they're polite or maybe they have bad allergies and THEN I heard that some people just don't want other people looking at them. Who knows? Who cares? Look at what a PERFECT Herpes Simplex 1 cover-up they make!


You can go real incognito, man.
My only complaint is that they're real hard to breathe in. I modified mine, and then another added bonus was that people could tell when I was smiling.



Chris said...

Yikes, that looks painful. But you are so clever!

Anonymous said...

Roxie said..

Japan?? What?

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

Roxie - Yep. Did you decide to meet me in Maui I hope??

Stephanie Loudmouth said...

LMAO, you are HILARIOUS! I love that you take annoying things and make them awesome! Plus, it sounds like you fit right in while in Japan... yay :)

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