Hal: "I don't think you should travel anymore. I was watching this movie and this guy's daughter was killed 25 years ago and they were pursuing her boyfriend as a suspect and it turns out it was her boyfriend's dad!"
Me: "Does this mean I got a boyfriend? I mean at least if my boyfriend's dad killed me that means I ended up getting a boyfriend!"
Hal: "Look. Just don't travel. OK? I'll let you check my five coyote traps I set today."
Me: "Oh. Dad. I don't know if we can be friends anymore, I became a vegetarian two weeks ago."
Hal: "Well we ain't gonna eat the coyotes Kady."
So~You can do one or the other...Travel again, or if you choose NOT to travel again, you can check 5 Coyote Traps??? Kady, that is not even a choice. Don't give up that opportunity. If only we all had such an offer! I say to you: Happy Trap Checking!! ☺
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