I really can't stand it when some chubby lady borrows my tights and then walks around with her thighs rubbing together so hard that they get HOLES in them and then puts them secretly back in my drawer.
**This photo was taken from above while I was sitting in my car. Some people on Instagram thought it was a photo of me in a weird leather bikini thing with the holes closer to the no-no-special place. To those people I say: "where can I get a leather bikini?"
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