Monday, June 16, 2014

Summer-isms, Vol. 66

"I would do Crossfit but those people get up at 6:30am. That's unacceptable."

"I know! Can you believe the lives I've lived?"

"This was gonna be the year I made my own bitters."

"OK. I'm gonna stop talking about my blazer now."

"I think I bought 5 years' worth of body slimmers in the past four weeks."

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