"I kinda want that rich lady Long Island Iced Tea they have. But that's just because I'm a sad old lady. Should I just get one?"
"That's why we call you Pasta Salad Pig."
"I'm really not a Polo lady."
"It's just that...my cleavage is so...unpredictable."
"You'll get cancer before me, but I'll die of some weird disease."