Saturday, July 5, 2014

Appendectomy Aside...

Maybe you did and maybe you didn't notice the weird sink in a previous post about my Appendectomy...


This weird sink:

I am SO proud of myself for figuring out how to get those arrows on there.



We found it very strange and "middle-of-nowhere-Wisconsin"(?) that there was this extra weird sink and so we tried to figure out its' purpose. Upon closer inspection, we found out there was totally a poop-streak in it.

Now...how?...I mean, it's not a place you can sit down for a nice poop, and so the obvious conclusion is that this is the sink where the nurse empties the bedpan, right? So it's like a vicarious toilet. Doesn't that seem like the only logical explanation? And so, then logically, wouldn't it make sense, also, that the SAME NURSE would have absolutely noticed the poop streak and given it an extra flush? 

Is it just me? Or is that what should have happened? 

Exhibit A



This was an obvious photo to stage. Beata was so scared. HA!

"Beata! Relax. You're not going to get poop on you! Now don't laugh."


4 comments:

Mom said...

That could be what is called a sitz bath. You sit in it to soak your bum.

A Lady Reveals Nothing said...

I ain't sittin in no sitz bath with a poop streak in there!!!

Unknown said...

I went to Laura Ingles Wilder school in Minneapolis for 2nd and 3rd grade. The building has some single person bathrooms. Kids (I assume it wasn't the teachers) would regularly poop in the sinks.

Unknown said...

Thanks was me - Jim

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