Tuesday, April 14, 2009

This is the ReDONKulous reason why I haven't slept in three days

The monster from "The Village" by M. Night Shamalama.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. This movie wasn't even that scary. I knew the ending before I even watched it. But now this thing is in my yard when I walk from the garage to the house, in my closet and also standing over my bed while I try to sleep.

I need help. I'm completely worthless at home now. I can't vaccuum (duh!), I can't do laundry (or even go in the basement), and I can't sleep. Not to mention personal hygiene. I need somebody to come and sit on the toilet and talk to me in a soothing voice while I shower for about the next 6 months.

Signed,
Kady "Even Got Scared by Jurassic Park" Hexum

5 comments:

Kellie Knapp said...

girl i do the SAME THING.... I couldn't sleep for WEEKS after I saw the gremlin movies cause I was always so scared one was just going to whip around the corner and gnaw my face off... ok i just read that and it makes me sound WAY WAY lame... so rest assured you are tuffer than me...

Ben said...

I let that guy park my car at your house! I thought you knew him. I guess that was a close one.

kadyhexum said...

Last night I was going to bed around midnight and thought I would check my blog. Guess what I see?

DANG!

Hanna said...

Ew, it's so creepy, now I'm kind of scared too.

kadyhexum said...

Didn't you watch this one with us?

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