As much as I tease my dad, I sure do love him. Look at this cutey cute cute photo of him when he was a little boy.
Yesterday my brother and he went bear hunting and when they got home my brother had a hilarious story to tell about how he had to go poop out in the corn field. It was urgent and he really couldn't wait so he really had to go poop in the corn field and there was no toilet paper and so he tried to use a corn leaf. It made me laugh because he said that he wiped up. Nothing. He wiped down. Nothing. Then he wiped sideways. Nothing. Then he was forced to take a knife and cut his t-shirt into strips of toilet paper. Look: