As much as I tease my dad, I sure do love him. Look at this cutey cute cute photo of him when he was a little boy.
Yesterday my brother and he went bear hunting and when they got home my brother had a hilarious story to tell about how he had to go poop out in the corn field. It was urgent and he really couldn't wait so he really had to go poop in the corn field and there was no toilet paper and so he tried to use a corn leaf. It made me laugh because he said that he wiped up. Nothing. He wiped down. Nothing. Then he wiped sideways. Nothing. Then he was forced to take a knife and cut his t-shirt into strips of toilet paper. Look:
I've heard stories about how people in the old days used corn cobs to wipe with. Of course then your brother would have had to pick an ear, peel it, and eat the corn before he could wipe. He'd probably start getting itchy.
Also that pic of your dad is about the cutest thing I've ever seen. The dog cracks me up.
He was wondering about that...he thought he would have just had to shuck it. I can't wait to tell him he would have to eat it too.
Well yeah, you'd have to eat the corn. Can you imagine wiping with fresh corn? Smear city! You have to get the kernals out so there is some grabbing/wiping action on that cob.
He did try it without shucking. HAHAHAHAAHAAAAA
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