Friday, March 8, 2013

Summer-isms, Vol. 48

"OK so the only weird thing that happened to me on Ambien..."

" I want to post a photo of myself that shows that I'm fat, but you know, not gross or anything. Like, pretty-ish, but, you know, fat."

"Do you know I've never peed the bed? It's the one thing I've ever accomplished in my life."

"That is so pretty. That is so me."

"He's an ugly man with a hot body." (Channing Tatum)



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