Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Summer-isms, Vol. 49


"It's not an accent it's a drunkcent."

"I was 23. I wasn't slutty yet."

"If I eat those eyelashes will they become mine?"

"I wanna wear wigs."

"Is doing back hand springs always...faster than...just running backwards?"



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