When I was a little kid, I went to a slumber party with my sister Kasey and several other similarly-aged friends. It was so much fun! There were tons of snacks and the mom of the house was a real nice fun lady so the party was a total hit. AND there were tons of activities, including a fun trivia game where you had to pop(!) a balloon and the trivia question was inside and then you had to answer the question. I loved that game because I was a super smart little kid and probably got all of my trivia questions right.
When it was time for bed, the nice fun lady mom had us change into our pajamas. She lined us all up, got our attention and then solemnly asked the group if there was anybody who was still peeing the bed.
Nobody raised their hand. Silence. This made me feel real bad for the nice fun lady mom who was having this party for us and here nobody was showing her any respect by answering her question. I wasn't quite sure why she wanted to know, but that awful silence was killing me. I was ashamed of our group, greedily taking snacks and prizes but then not participating when it mattered most. Even my friend Bedwetter Betty* didn't make a peep.
I raised my hand. Never mind that I hadn't wet the bed for years. I never wet the bed. But I didn't want her to feel bad!
Then, right in front of everybody, she knelt down in front of me and held out a pair of plastic underwear. I dutifully stepped one foot in, and then the other, and then she shimmied them up, on top of my real underwear. I had to sleep in them all night long and they were very sweaty.
|Taking one for the team since 1977.|
*her real name.
OMG So Hilarious!
You really are a wonder. You are so empathetic that you didn't want to let the nice mom think nobody was a bedwetter. Did you do that for the mom, or to encourage Betty to come forward? Did Betty pee the bed? Why didn't you just take the plastic pants off? Was this high school? Is Betty Kasey? Is Betty Beth? Who is Betty?
Bedwetter Betty says: "I wonder if I ended up peeing that night. You know I would have just changed underwear and sleeping bags with you, that’s my trick."
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