On a recent trip to Kansas City, Summer suggested that I stop mooning people.
Only, I never really moon people. At least not the full moon. I like to go more for just an "inch of butt crack".
I pulled that trick out when hanging with some new friends. Everybody loved it! (In my mind). Except Summer. She was more...horrified. I really couldn't figure out why, since this is basically my best trick and she's seen it a million. It wasn't until the next day when she informed me that what I thought was an "inch of butt crack" was more like "my entire butt".