Monday, August 26, 2013

Summer-isms, Vol. 58

"Should we lose a collective 80 pounds and try to get a sitcom deal or what?"

"It's not a stain. Yet."

"I know your body very well. Because I've studied it."

"Ex-husband gas station snack. Google THAT."

"I DID cook you an eel. I'm sorry I didn't get all the bones out."

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