Two people today said my hair was "puffy". And not like, "oh, Cute! your hair is puffy!" Like, "what's with your hair, it's puffy." When the one guy said it, he was like, "Hey, puffy" which I took to mean, "Hey, fatty". I was relieved, and then embarrassed again.
I took a bath last night and fell asleep on my wet hair. So sue me.