Thursday, December 25, 2008

The most embarrassing thing just happened to me

So I had some friends over to watch Arrested Development and eat all day. And that's what we did and it was super fun. And then we also watched Son of Rambow. (really good.) At some point during the movie, my friend Kay turned to me and said, "gross Kady you have something in your hair. It looks wet." He was like, "I'm not going to touch it but give me your finger and I'll point to it with your finger. It looks like a maggot."

I'll save you the trouble of doing a Google Image Search for "maggot":


A maggot?!  EW!!!  So I recoiled in horror and yanked my finger back out of his hand. Then he said, "OK I'll just get it." Then he stuck his finger in my hair and pulled it out. 

When I saw what was in his hand it jogged my memory and I faintly remembered rubbing my nose and then touching my hair...

THERE IN HIS HAND WAS MY BOOGER. MY WET BOOGER.


9 comments:

Mom said...

Gawd, is December over yet?

anna said...

only you Kady, only you! As a nurse I hope you washed your hands especially with all the eating you said you did.

kadyhexum said...

Yes, after we laughed and I cried, we both washed our hands.

I forgot to mention as soon as I realized it was my booger, I grabbed it off of his hand.

kasey said...

I have told you time and time again: STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE, IT'S GROSS!

kadyhexum said...

OK OK Kasey, but this is not a case of me picking my nose. Swear. It was a "rub-nose-with-back-of-hand-feel-wet-pretend-it-didn't-happen" move.

Kim said...

Note to self:
While rubbing my nose with the back of my hand, if I feel something wet and sticky, DO NOT RUB MY HAND THROUGH MY HAIR!!

prettiest sister said...

Why do you have wet sloppy bugers just sitting at the end of your nose?

prettiest sister said...

I just really wonder if that really WAS THE most embarrasing thing that happened to you

prettiest sister said...

I guess I am slow, but I just realized the irony of Kady's montra: A lady reveals nothing. And Kady reveals everything, so she is no lady. Which she is aware of, so she was being sarcastic. Pretty funny!

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