Saturday, August 21, 2010

Can't Sleep...

As I lay here in my bed, scared of the dark, without my 8-year-old nephew Murphy to protect me, my imagination runs wild.  I'm pretty sure that the raccoon I shot is conspiring with the two bass I caught yesterday, and they are all under my bed, plotting to exact their bloody revenge.  Did I lock the front door?  Because I'm also pretty sure that a few feetless deer, a squirrel and some crows from dad's garage fridge collection would be happy to join in.  I gotta get out of here. 





p.s. I asked my dad what was up with the deer feet and he said he was "drying them out".  Obviously.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's a great invention called a nightlight and I'm so glad I didn't know about the deer feet/squirrels/crows when I was there. I wouldn't have been able to sleep either. Love, Jacqui

kdj said...

wow. you are a freak! but in a good way like i wana be friends.

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