"I don't mind killing animals, but I hate killing a tree. ...Unless it's already dead and I cut it up to burn it."
"I didn't pack extra socks. But I don't suppose I can pee that far."
"Jeans are great. They dampen, and they dry."
and our old favorite: "Oh no! My achin' ass."
Is he still in pull-ups? Lmbo. Love, Jacqui
ooooh Jacqui, do I have some stories for you...he graduated to the pads which are identical to the feminine pads you might get after having a baby.
Step 1: stand with your underwear at your knees.
Step 2: pull off protective tape-covering and lay it face up on the sink. (don't ask me why he does this step)
Step 3: rip the pad off the sink (it is now stuck there) and place pad in underwear and pull them up.
Step 4: Dianne notices glue from the tape all over her sinktop and freaks out.
Hal whispers to me --- Dianne, I think my pad just fell out. I must have forgotten to pull off the tape-covering.
Dianne, I didn't get my pants pulled up in time, do you notice any drips on my pants?
Tell Betsy I need her desperately to come and take care of her brother.
Diane, I am laughing so hard I need my own feminine pee pee pad. Good stuff. Thanks for sharing. Love, Jacqui
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